- Harley: Hey, Red, what am I??
- Ivy: my girlfriend
- Harley, whispering: .........that's gay...
- Harley: do I look gay enough today?
- Ivy: what does that even mean?
- Harley: It means does it look like I enjoy tacos and not hotdogs?!
- Ivy: ... I'm not goin to encourage this
they’re pro-life unless the kid isn’t white, if the kid is a girl, if the kid is gay or bi or any sexuality other than straight, if the kid is trans, or poor, or mentally ill. they’re pro-life until it’s about the lives of animals being slaughtered in the meat industry, or about the people in 3rd world countries working in sweatshops to produce clothing, or about the refugees trying to escape war and violence in their home countries. they’re pro-life until it’s an inconvenience for them.
- <p> Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
- Me: Why wasn't I a better parent</p>
Downfalls of the Moon Signs
- <p> Aries: takes everything personally
- Taurus: spends too much time deciding what to do
- Gemini: only consider the things they care about and their mind skims over important details
- Cancer: rely too much on motivation rather than just doing something because they have to
- Leo: refuses to see other people's point of view if they disagree with them
- Virgo: terrified of opening up
- Libra: tries too hard to see the good in people that aren't good at all
- Scorpio: constantly feeling lonely
- Sagittarius: blocks people out during fights and refuses to listen
- Capricorn: relentless pessimist
- Aquarius: forgets to show they care
- Pisces: lets people walk over them then apologizes for it</p>
i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965